Naked Coed Killers From Mars

I recently heard an announcer on The World say, "They are still trying to slash poverty." It sounds like something out of a campy D-grade slasher flick:


C'mere, poverty!

I wish there was an English version of Der Spiegel's Hohlspiegel so I could send it in. The Hohlspiegel is the only thing I voluntarily subject myself to in German. It gives me hope that German literature will one day be a) not boring b) not pretentious c) about something other than WWII or East Germany. Enough already, willya?