Clerk: Dictionaries 'R Us, Buddy speaking, how may I help you?
Translator: Got Finnish dictionaries on trout?
Clerk: Trout?
Translator: Yeah. Trout. You know, the fish? Got any?
Clerk: Let's see... just trout, or river-dwelling fish in general?
Translator: Well, I'd prefer a dictionary on the migration patterns of trout in the Yukon, but at this point, I'd settle for anything on trout.
Clerk: I'm sorry - the best I can do is "The Language of Salmonology" in Hungarian.
Translator: I'll take it! Don't let anyone else buy it. I'll be right there!
Clerk: Righty-O. (hangs up)
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LOL -- This is good, witty.
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