Service4Trans Unveils Next-Generation Bullshit Detector

NixBS 2.0 delivers crucial value-added for translation professionals

April 18, 2005 - Service4Trans, Inc., one of the leading providers of software tools for translation professionals, has just released NixBS 2.0, its much-anticipated next-generation bullshit detector for translation professionals.

The tool fills a gap in the market for a database-driven, media-rich technology that differentiates between actual fact and specious blather. Drawing on brute-force processing methods and aggressive algorithms, NixBS 2.0 helps translators identify terms in their dictionaries that are slightly, mostly or totally bullshit and instantly launches denial-of-service (DOS) attacks against the websites of the incompetent lexicographers who committed the gravest errors.

Service4Trans, Inc.'s CEO, Jeremiah Wuzza Bullfrog, explained the principle behind the tool: "Rather than populating cyberspace with bogus terminology, translators can now focus on researching terms that the lexicographer stole from another poorly researched dictionary. Obviously, we're very excited about this innovation, which puts us in a class above the competition."

Dictionary publishers Langenscheidt and Axel Springer could not be reached for comment. A spokeswoman at PONS was quoted as saying, "Yeah? Well, yo' mama, too!"

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Service4Trans, Inc. is a Fortune 500,000,000,000,000,000 Company and one of the leading providers of software tools for translation professionals. Founded in present-day San Francisco in 1521 by a group of Aztecs fleeing the Spanish invaders, Service4Trans has been transformed into a highly advanced, warlike society that communicates with bits of brightly colored string and pictures of farm animals.