Tuesday, April 26, 2005

The Hired Guns Weigh In

To Whom It May Concern:

It has come to our attention that the operator of the website trenchtranslation.blogspot.com (hereinafter "the Website") has made numerous disparaging, hateful and defamatory comments regarding the World Association of Lexicographers (hereinafter "Harmless Drudges").

We hereby demand that you cease and desist from mounting any such groundless attacks against Harmless Drudges on the Website until such time as we have looked up the exact definitions of "trenchant" and "blog", and have made a determination as to whether it means "cash in the bank for us".

Yours faithfully,

Lex Luther, Esq.
Attorney-At-Law

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Trenchant. A small insect that likes digging trenches, but not too deep, mind.

Trench Warrior said...

Blogger. n. A harmful drudge.